Fire Rats and Personal Disorientation Headgear

Seven modified, high performance Fire Rats took on the Rat Baja 10, a treacherous ten foot track at the Fishbon Event Lab. When they were topped off with fondue fuel and set loose pitted against each other in a life and death survival struggle. Some sported bizarre headgear and costumes. There were no clear winners and all were eliminated in the the subsequent showdown. No roses were awarded. But much fin was had by all. Later in the evening, after sampling a bottle of Joseph Stalin's favorite wine, Event Lab denizens switched to Personal Disorientation Headgear. Based on periscope technology, headgear presents unusual viewing options (one eye forward, one eye back, etc.) More innovations to come next week.