Useless Tool Developed at Event Lab

On June 1st, The Event Lab Convened with a secret purpose, experiment with the concept of uselessness. Using special low temperature plastic and a special pan perfected in pasta experiments, Fishbon Event Lab staffers, created malleable plastic shapes that were later transformed into Useless Tools. These highly evolved objects were found to be unable to perform any useful function whatever, making them highly coveted by Lab insiders.