Thursday, February 02, 2006

Flame World Meets Fire in the Streets

On Wednesday, February 1, Fishbon Event Lab stalwarts again risked all to experience Alan's potentially deadly fire technology. Beginning with the new and improved Flame World (with heat treated speaker guaranteed not to be self-immolating), agents punished action figure miscreants in a pyre that pulsed with low frequency imput from an associated microphone. Like vicarious spectators to Dante's classic roast, the kaleidoscopic landscape was strangely theraputic. Later, the attention shifted to the Flaming Tulips in a cosmic struggle in the street outside the Event Lab. Four fire warriors controlled the propane spouting shafts mounted on heavy duty springs so they could swing in all directions. The clash was heroic and it was decided that future fiery combats may include even more dramatic elements. Stay tuned.

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