Chatterbots and Copier Demolition

On Wednesday, May 31 undercover operatives of the Fishbon Event Lab gathered to perform Emergency Radical Copier Repair on the donated Kyocera copier. After removing most moving parts and driving a 3 inch nail trought the LCD display, the now hopelessly inoperative device was declared no worse off than it was when the work began. It still didn't work, but as it had been stripped of superfluous parts, was much lighter. Service victory! Later in the evening agents experimented with AI (artificial intelligence) Chatterbots. These talking head marvels responded provocatively to a wide range of questionable statements to the amusement of the assembled.